With no other civilised solution, MP’s have decided to fight one another to bring a satisfactory conclusion to the Brexit debate.
Jacob Rees Mogg will fight Dianne Abbott on the undercard before Johnson and Corbyn will meet in a best of three arm wrestle.
Speaker, John Bercow has offered to twat everyone, confirming that he will remain neutral when the fights kicks off.
‘Rumble!!’ shouted John Bercow.
‘It’s all we’ve got left,’ he added.