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Queen searching for another Latin term that means ‘Wank Year’ for her speech

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The Queen is trawling through the thesaurus section on her laptop to find another fancy way of saying Annus horribilis after another royally shit year.

Palace insiders are suggesting that The Queen is planning to do a 15 minute comedy set, instead of the usual stoic presentation.

The Queen told Cutting News that she might rinse Prince Andrew, and her dickhead husband who managed to nearly kill someone whilst driving on an empty road.

‘I might open with a few paedo gags,’ said The Queen.

‘Throw in Jimmy Saville’s name, and see if it gets a few early laughs,’ added Her Majesty.

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