Government spending £350 million a week on legal fees

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The government have admitted to frittering away the proposed Brexit saving of £350 million pounds per week on court costs and legal fees.

As solicitors and barristers rejoice in the nation’s stupidity, the government have admitted that their endless legal battles are costing the same amount that they were hoping to save by leaving the EU. Brexit spokesman, Peter Thape admits that the bulk of the saving was originally earmarked for great big signs that lined the beaches, and airports and read… No more brown people, please.

‘All this legal nonsense is costing us a fortune,’ said Thape.

‘We can’t afford the battleships we’d planned for the channel, to blow up refugees in dinghies,’ added Thape.