Theresa May intends to leave a curly unflushed dump in the toilet for new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson.
May, who’s been politically dry-bummed by Johnson, will move back to her council flat this evening.
May’s humiliation was complete when she was seen at the Downing Street bus stop earlier, with all her belongings in three Aldi carrier bags.
‘It’s been a shit job, this,’ said May.
‘I’m going to Ayia Napa, then I’ll see what work I can get,’ added May.