In a controversial about-turn, Tory MP, Sir Christopher Chope has asked that Upskirting become compulsory in schools from Monday.
Lessons in upskirting will begin just after Double Maths, and boys seen stalking the school corridors without a selfie stick will be subject to detention.
Chope’s proposed Bill follows hot-on-the-heels of his recent book release…Women just love to be sexually assaulted, available from all good book shops.
‘Perhaps if all women were not whores, this wouldn’t be a problem,’ said Chope.
‘And, most of them are witches,’ added Chope.