‘We can still trade with other planets!’ say Brexiteers

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Fans of Brexit have been quick to point out that although we’ve run out of people to trade with on our planet, there are plenty of other planets with whom we can set our own tariffs.

Not being able to trade with Europe or America, or anyone really, certainly won’t stop us from negotiating deals other worlds, or civilisations.

Brexit fan, Peter Thape has seen loads of other planet people on Star Trek, and he’s pretty sure that they’ll realise how much they need our products in the future.

‘What about all them with the pointy ears?’ quizzed Thape.

‘Britain makes the best pointy ears in the universe; they’ll soon realise what they’re missing,’ added Thape.