Man horrified by wife’s casual tuppence approach

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A Warwickshire man is in a state of confusion following the revelation that a number of medical men have had intimate contact with his wife since their marriage.

Peter Thape (34) from Nuneaton is unsure whether he should be angry or not for failing to guard his wife’s ladygarden, as per his marriage vows. Thape overheard his wife tell her friend about a downstairs infection, and subsequently discovered that she had visited a number of doctors over time, for various lady issues. Mrs Thape admitted to seeing countless medics without wearing a sturdy undergarment.

‘I foolishly believed that the contract of marriage had secured her love hoop,’ said Thape.

‘I shall remain loyal though. I will never show a doctor this lump on my nads,’ added Thape.