Office worker has crush on the cleaner

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Call centre Team Leader, Peter Thape (28) passes his bin to the cleaner every day in the vain hope that he can woe her.

Thape plans his office movements from about ten minutes to four onwards, so that he can be sat at his desk when cleaner, Murial Hislop arrives to empty his bin. He lifts the bin carefully towards her, gently flexing his under-developed deltoid as he breathes in her signature aroma of counterfeit perfume and body odour. Thape wonders if the two passing ships could ever be in harbour together.

‘Don’t know who you mean?’ said Hislop.

‘Oh him…No. I prefer a man to have his name tattooed on his neck,’ added Hislop.