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Opening the blinds in one attempt harder than space travel

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The apparently simple act of opening and closing window blinds is proving far too difficult for normal people.

Window owner, Peter Thape makes a piss-poor attempt at opening the blind every day, before giving up after about a minute.

With three draw strings and some plastic stick bit, Thape has never mastered the task of securing the blind halfway up, and in a horizontal straight line.

‘10 years, pull the wrong string very day; make it go lower and twat the window sill by mistake,’ admitted Thape. ‘My wife can do it; she does some weird flick of her wrist – she’s a magician,’ added Thape. 

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