Waitress couldn’t give a shit about your PIN


Waitresses and cashiers are bored of pretending to look away slightly as you put your PIN in the little machine to pay for stuff.

The National Union for Waiters (NUW) have decided that from January all waiting on staff/cashiers etc will stare at you uncomfortably as you put in your PIN.

NUW Chairman, Peter Thape added that from the January after that, waiting on staff would shout out the PIN three times as loud as they could in the restaurant/bar or shop.

‘No one gives a shit!’ reinforced Chairman Thape.

‘The staff are just looking to see if they’ve got a tip, that’s all they care about, obviously,’ added Mr Thape.