Woman finally gets back to sleep 3 mins before she needs to get up


A woman has spent hours trying to get back to sleep before finally managing to do so just 3 minutes before she needs to get up for the day.

Local tired woman, Murial Hislop did get the bonus chance to spend the dark hours thinking about work, and generally hating herself, as she lay awake.  

Plus, Hislop had to watch hours of shitty advertising TV through the night, ‘cause she couldn’t quite reach the TV remote without waking her husband.

‘It was a strange three minute sleep; had a full dream and everything,’ said Hislop.

‘Probably should have flicked myself off two hours ago,’ admitted Hislop.